Oh Ugandans...

The other night I was helping my Ugandan friend Winnie with some math homework, she was working on percentages and interests. I just wanted to share with you the definition that her teacher gave her for discount because it's SO Ugandan:
Discount: This is a reduction made to a customer who is buying a lot of things or a customer who often spends a lot of money.

We all know that this isn't the REAL definition of a discount, but that's what it is here...